Now with language drop down added all I need is for my timelines to use the language data

I did some tweaking and we can now do 55 parallel jobs..

> 114 jobs for main in 7 minutes and 25 seconds (queued for 2 seconds)

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See this is quality git usage:
>comment: I don't even
> Showing 20 files changed with 1431 additions and 43 deletions

I think it's fairly impressive it only takes 10-12 minutes to run all those jobs.

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Pushing 3 lines of code starting a Gitlab CI pipeline and queuing up 114 jobs.

Am I cloud native yet? Did I do a continuous integration and deploy??

The nutritional info on this Pepsi max can isn't consistent on the caloric content but you need to drink between 660 and 840 liters of Pepsi max a day to meet the recommended daily intake for an average person.

Pol, meta 

It feels shitty to complain about, but it's something every week now and it's all horrible..

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Pol, meta 

Can't unwind by browsing memes because 3/4 of the posts are about you know what in Texas..

What on earth is a "Mid-Senior level"?

Is it even worth working for IKEA remotely? What about the benefits? Will they ship me meatballs?

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"looking for a DevOps Engineer to work on a long-term project with a Global Manufacturing company, based in Sweden."

It's weird they can't just say IKEA. It's like super obvious.

useless info, disregard 

it was tumblr, by the way, but there's no reason to remember.

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I've been trying to remember the name of that social webbed site that banned porn and I guess this just goes to show why they lost all their money after making that decision.

> We have no backups....

This is getting spicy :blobpopcorn:

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Work is exciting and fun today because things are breaking but it's neither my fault or my job to fix it.

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> Succesfully migrated customer from very-much-a-production-environment to wait-no-what-are-you-doing-this-is-a-test-environment-this-is-never-going-to-work

It worked, by the way, the problem went away after I asked what was wrong and provided emotional support.

Now I just need to figure out how I monetize this skill 💸

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person: Hello, can you help me with <technical thing>?
me: of course, what exactly are you trying to do?
person: Not sure
me: Uh..

Also this explains all the other stuff I can't seem to remember. I used up the storage to instantly recognize a profile picture and display name of someone I was never going to talk to again :blobupsidedown:

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Mastodon Community of Denmark (MCD) for Danes and other people to talk about Denmark or whatever.