I just discovered there was no toilet paper.. In my own damn house. What is wrong with me??
@rune i have a swiss outhouse tale for this but will have to wait
a swiss mountain chalet. two sisters are arguing in german - i speak only english and bad french, which they know. i keep hearing a word that sounds like Scheiẞe-Papier.
me, in broken french: Scheiẞe-Papier, is that what it's called ?
they: YOU SAID YOU DON'T KNOW GERMAN
me: i don't, i only recognize a few bad words
(someone had left the toilet roll out in the rain, and now one of them would have to walk to town, urgently)
@rune we’ve all been there